I trust everyone is ready for a hard-hitting football season, which combines some of my favorite things: Watching grown men beat each other senseless, yelling at the TV and cooler weather. Good times.
It also means that it's time for my annual NFL Predictions, which should not be used for gambling purposes, if that weren't a big fat sin, you Sinny McBacksliders:
AFC EAST - NY Jets, Miami, New England, Buffalo
AFC SOUTH - Indianapolis, Tennessee, Houston, Jacksonville
AFC NORTH- Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Cleveland
AFC WEST - San Diego, Oakland, Denver, Kansas City
WILD CARDS - Tennessee & Pittsburgh
AFC CHAMPIONSHIP - Indianapolis over Baltimore
NFC EAST - Dallas, NY Giants, Philadelphia, Washington
NFC SOUTH - New Orleans, Atlanta, Carolina, Tampa Bay
NFC NORTH- Green Bay, Minnesota, Chicago, Detroit
NFC WEST - San Francisco, St. Louis, Seattle, Arizona
WILD CARDS - Minnesota & Atlanta
NFC CHAMPIONSHIP - New Orleans over Green Bay
SUPER BOWL - Saints beat Colts. Again. I know, I'm so boring. I'm disappointed in myself. But it would still be an entertaining game.