Sunday, September 12, 2010

Headlines

"There's no place for Abbas views"
I don't know, I think, "You can dance, you can jive, Having the time of your life" is just what some folks might need!

"Report: Money can buy you happiness"
Also just in: Bears poop in woods, Democrats call for more spending

"When we buried my dog, I found my father"
Maybe you should bury the dog somewhere else.

"Tylenol-loaded mice dropped from air to control snakes"
Are animal experts blaming headaches on snake attacks now?

"The BBC completely fails to understand the Tea Party movement"
"Seriously," says the BBC," What's with the Indian costumes, and why would you dump perfectly good tea in the harbor?"

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