Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Trailer Park - Summer Blockbusters - July

The Last Airbender - Directed by M. Night Shyamalan-a-ding-dong, which doesn't inspire confidence anymore and then it's just another kids-with-almost-superhuman powers flick. (July 2)

Despicable Me - Could be cute, could ruin animation for a generation. (July 9)

Predators - Yes, those predators. Pretty much the same as the first, a bunch of folks are being hunted, only this time like they're on a safari, only they are the hunted. (July 9)

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - You'll never buy this story: A kid who thought he was normal, turns out to be a wizard and has to save the world. Crazy plot. It's Disneyfied in a "National Treasure" kind of way, so it might be fun. (July 14)

Inception - Freaky trailer, even freakier visuals, and I think that sound effect throughout that sounds like a mutant fog horn is addictively cool, but it'll have to be a rental. (July 16)

Salt - Angelina Jolie is a super agent, and she's framed! Oh no, whatever will she do that involves awesome skills and righteous anger?! (July 23)

Dinner for Schmucks - I admit, this could be pretty daggum funny, and then overly sappy. (July 23)

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