"What is Jeff Thinking," when we take a trip through Jeff's brain as one thought leads improbably to the next, all in the span of about ten seconds of daydreaming during our nightly "Wheel of Fortune" fix, watching the Prize Puzzle round:
"Do people who live in Hawaii need a vacation in the Caribbean?"
"Where would we want to win a Prize Puzzle vacation?"
(Joking to Val) "Getting a trip to the Bahamas when you live in Hawaii is like winning a trip to Dollywood when you live in Knoxville."
"Ya know, Cooper won't ever know what it's like to go to Libertyland or Opryland."
"Where will I go to take him on a roller coaster?"
"Maybe if Dad's living in the Louisville area with my sisters by then, he can take Cooper to Six Flags Kentucky."
"Hey, then I can finally stop on the way at that place with all the dinosaurs."
"No, if we want a place with dinosaurs, we should go to the place in Pee Wee's Big Adventure with the really big dinosaurs!"
And so on and so forth. By the time I'm done, Val's already solved the puzzle.