A gender survey by Golf Digest and Golf For Women magazines asked: "You have the opportunity to play Augusta National [home of The Masters], but in exchange you will have to abstain from sex for one year. Do you accept the tee time?" Of the respondents, 32% of men and 31% of women wanted the tee time. Meaning, nearly 70 percent of golfers are big fat liars, or aren't serious about their golf game.
Not only would I take the tee time, I would ask if I can accumulate all the years I've "abstained from sex." Let's see ... I'm 30 now ... carry the two ... yep, I'd be able to play 29 rounds of golf at Augusta National. Might as well make me an honorary member!
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
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Your nuts Jeff. As an avid golfer, who's favorite tourny is the Master, I would rather eat my clubs than give "it" up for a year.
*That may have something to do with the fact that I have only been married for a year*
Ah, that must have been the whip I thought I heard in the background. ;)
Would Jenn be upset if she found out I would take the round at Augusta? No reflection on her, but hey...it's Augusta!
Must. Stop. Typing.
Wowzers. No idea how to respond to that one.
*whistling* Not trying to make Scott sleep on the couch. Swear.
Maybe Scott was using that as some sort of wierd kind of mental game in order to get wild and crazy bed lovin' tonight?!
I do not want to know. Ew.
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